"I don't want to be here at all." [Wallace Wells]
"No it's cool. Chill out. It's like in Trainspotting." [Scott Pilgrim]
"Okay, first of all, in Trainspotting, remember how he was freaking out and all worried? That was because he knew it was sick and wrong and illegal. Secondly, remember how she was coercing him into dating her?"
"No, dude, it's not like that at all."
"You just said it was like that!"
"Okay, maybe I didn't watch that movie very carefully."
-- Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life (Vol. 1) by Bryan Lee O'Malley